I love to read books, It is quintessential to my nature all of my friends are always like “he/she/they loves to read books” im the book guy, now when you walk into my view and show me a book I may say “oh yeah, I’ve read that one 😏” thats just the kind of person I am, genre? Doesn’t matter. I like to look at books and think to myself “what a wonderful little adventure I’m about to set myself upon” It’s in my nature, to take books away from me would be like taking a bone from a dog, Why would you do that. Just let me read in peace. I LOVE BOOKS!!!!!!!!
Fr tho im 21 and this is my blog space, Hi! I like broadening myself in fun ways such as, playing a 100 hour rpg out of sheer boredom and doing dumb for bits my friends. Maybe expect dnd content or like anime and manga content if i ever get out of my kinda fugue state im in right now but my posts are all going to be like bad bits that I cannot actualize
Let’s all go to McDonald’s and ask if they have the White Gilgamesh. The spirit of Enkidu will rise up from the underworld and with his rage rend the sky in two, cause mountains to shiver away in fear, dry up the canals and marshes, and split the earth into a thousand canyons!
found out one of my friends had been using some obscure rar opening program for years and i googled it and it looks like something off of law and order
Please, the Zweihänder is a specialist weapon for breaking pike formations. Are your coworkers in a pike formation? Are they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death? No? Then what the hell is a Zweihänder gonna do?
Really wanna fuck up your coworkers? Halberd from the elevator. Polearms have the range you need. Doors open, skewer Steve from accounting, doors close. Ride it back down, doors open, skewer Laura at the front desk. Back up, open doors, stab Jason, repeat. They call security? You’ve got feet of range on that motherfucker. Dinky little baton ain’t shit next to a Halberd. I’ve pulled the old elevator Halberd at five, six of my jobs over the years and they never see it coming. Until it’s too late, that is. Just a little tip for ya. Keep the change.
Honestly while I’m a massive proponent of the superiority of the halberd I would argue that an office space would be better suited for a much smaller weapon. Nothing is more embarrassing than swinging full force in an attempt to fell the ghouls that staff the finance department, only for your weapon to get stuck on a standing lamp or errant water cooler.
Reblog if your coworkers in a pike formation. If they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death
Personally I’m a fan of the bombard
Sorry but I’m here on the side of the halberd always I just really really like halberds
